drunken pirate's life
"With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything."
(via one-side-of-a-story)

(Source: alexbost, via stalexandra)

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via orgasm)

disorders:

is it cold in here or is that just my heart

(via rock-and-roll-lives-on)

Can you turn on the light,
please?