drunken pirate's life
"The problem is,” he said as he leaned in, “if I kissed you, I don’t think I’d be able to stop."
Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #10 (via blossomfully)

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(via psyxodrama07)

"Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears."
At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)

(via xuuuz)

It’s the oldest story in the universe.

(Source: myclara, via myillusionsanddelusions)

Can you turn on the light,
please?